Young naturalists

Max Zabaluyev, a student at the International Institute of Cunnilingus and Fellatio, went out for a stroll with his girlfriend Lisa (Max affectionately called her "my Lizun and Sosun") along the main street of Nizhny Mezhdurechensk. The couple's attention was drawn to an advertising poster: "Visit the Young Naturalists Museum. Entry only for persons over 21. Discounts for pensioners and students. Exhibits can be touched by hand. Premature Ejaculation Avenue, 13."

The city had a passion for renaming streets reminiscent of the Soviet era. When a former prostitute became mayor, the renaming reached its apophatic level of insanity. Thus appeared Oral Street, Anal Street,

Vaginal Street, Penis Street, Two-Faced Anus Avenue, Vibrator Lane, Condom Cul-de-sac, Erection Alley. The mayor wanted to rename the city itself to Nizhne-Orgasmovsk (Lower Orgasmville), but higher-up officials didn't allow her, as there was already a Verkhne-Libidovsk (Upper Libidoville) in the region.

Premature Ejaculation Avenue, despite its dissonant name hinting at a moment in sexual intercourse disliked by many men and women, was the city's main street. Max and Lisa decided to visit the new museum. At the entrance, their documents were checked and they were searched; a female guard frisked Max, pinning him in a corner of the vestibule and especially thoroughly checking if the guy had anything extra between his legs. But everything between Max's legs was as it should be. A male guard slowly examined Lisa's most intimate places. Paying 3 Currency Units for tickets, the couple entered the museum hall. A woman immediately approached them, introducing herself as a guide. She was naked from the waist down (from below); the only clothing on the lady were glasses and a bra, and even that was of dubious appearance, as her nipples peeked out through the cutouts. In her hands was a pointer resembling a long, thin phallus with a clearly defined glans.

— Hello. Our Young Naturalists Museum is pleased to welcome you. Here you will find many naturalistic, erotic, and sexual compositions. Please, let's proceed to the exhibition.

They entered the first hall, in the middle of which was an enclosure reminiscent of a zoo. In the middle of the enclosure was a constructed fountain, near which a naked man sat in an armchair drinking canned beer.

— Composition "Pissing Uncle." In Brussels, as you know, there is the famous "Manneken Pis" fountain. Our uncle favorably differs from the boy in that he is alive, big, drinks beer, and pisses into the fountain. The Brussels boy is only better than our uncle in that he pees whenever the fountain is turned on, while our uncle only pisses when he can't hold it anymore. However, you can call him over and touch him with your hands. Vasily Ivanych, please!

The man stopped drinking beer, got up from the armchair, wiped his Chapayev-style mustache with a towel, then — his penis, and approached the visitors. The guide took his member in her hands, clamping her pointer between her legs. She pulled back the foreskin on the glans of the double namesake of the legendary divisional commander and stroked it with her fingers.

— Velvet! Try the feel. Those who wish are even allowed to take it in their mouth.

Max and Lisa took turns stroking the man's penis (they did pay the entrance fee, after all), but refused to take it in their mouths. Actually, Lisa wasn't against it; the penis was long and moderately thick, very tempting; exactly the kind you'd want to take into your cheek, but the girl was shy because of her boyfriend's presence. Max inquired:

— Aren't you planning to add a pissing aunt to the enclosure? He must be bored! It's more pleasant to drink beer together. And in the breaks between drinking beer and pissing in the fountain, the exhibits could satisfy each other. The spectators would be pleased.

— A fresh thought! You're not a businessman, by any chance? We'll think about your idea. And now let's proceed to the second, main hall of our, so to speak, museum.

The second hall presented an even stranger sight than the first. It was divided lengthwise by a wall. Elastic diaphragms were built into the wall, and the "exhibits" were located within them. From the visible side, facing the viewer, the diaphragms contained the rear and front (waist-up) parts of young men and women, not fully undressed. That is, for example, one composition was a woman standing on all fours, with the viewer seeing only her hands braced on a gym mat, her head, and chest. The girl wore a bright T-shirt, pulled up to her chest so that both hemispheres were exposed. Her stomach, legs, and all other parts of her figure seemed to go into the wall. What was behind the wall was hidden by a partition. Another composition also depicted a woman in the same pose, but only her naked rear and legs, with knees braced on a similar gym mat, were visible. The woman wore sweatpants pulled down to her knees. The compositions weren't very diverse, differing only in gender (yes, yes, there were kneeling men too!), hair color, length of hair on the head and pubic area. What united all the exhibits was that they were all half-undressed, as if they had been captured hastily and, without being fully undressed, were ready to be put to use; one could boldly call each figure "Ready for Rape." The third type of composition consisted of women and men lying supine on tables. If their rear parts faced the viewer, it was visible that their legs, spread apart, were bent at the knees and placed on supports, so all the charms of these compositions were accessible for viewing. Their pants were completely removed and placed nearby.

If the exhibits' heads faced the hall, then their faces (forehead, eyes, and nose) were covered with masks of lionesses, tigers, bunnies, goats, and kittens; each "animal" had headphones. Their mouths, of course, were free for waffles, fingers, bananas, and other items that visitors were allowed to insert into the exhibits. Next to each composition, a sign was attached to the wall. For example, next to a young brunette licking her lips was the inscription "Anal Pleasure. Composition 1." And next to a plump female buttock cheekily sticking out of the wall, it read "Oral Pleasure. Composition 1."

— Tell me, haven't you mixed up the inscriptions?

— No, everything is correct. You see only the "tip of the iceberg."

The guide carefully inserted her wonder-pointer into the mouth of the licking brunette and pressed a button on it. The brunette made a swallowing motion.

— This pointer is also a drinking device. It contains mineral water. And there's no mistake. The brunette's rear, hidden from viewers, is actually free. You can pay at the cashier for the pleasure, choose an exhibit, go into the booth behind this wall, and perform the act. I repeat, in our museum, exhibits can be touched by hand. And you can even give them a good pounding if you wish.

With these words, the guide felt up the brunette's breasts, like feeling up a goat's udder.

— Great tits! Now let's check the list to see if she's occupied. Yes, paid for 5 minutes ago. Here, look! See, her body has started to tremble slightly. That's a young man taking her from behind in the booth. Oh, and her eyes look intoxicated too. Are you floating away, pussycat?

Without waiting for an answer, the guide moved to the plump buttocks and carefully inserted her index finger between the labia. She made several thrusting motions. The owner of the sweet "buns" became moist.

— And this one's mouth is free. You can go from the other side and do with this mouth whatever you want.

Next to the compositions reclining on the tables were signs: "Freestyle. Composition..."

— Well, with these you can fantasize. Some women like to pleasure with their tongues in freestyle, both women and men. Other women attach a dildo and fuck men. And traditionally, men like to possess women helplessly spread out on the tables. By the way, judging by your youth, you're probably students? Many of your peers work part-time here. Would you like to try your hand?

— We'll think about it. Tell me, why is it the Young Naturalists Museum? We thought, like in the song "A lapwing by the road..." — "It's us, the young naturalists, we are friends of the feathered ones, tram-pa-pam-pa-pam-la-la-la-la-la..."

— Well, firstly, all our exhibits are

young. And secondly, it's so naturalistic: to piss in a fountain, to give oneself to someone on a table. And about the feathered ones, forget it. All those two feathers, three feathers, gonorrhea... You'll jinx us with occupational diseases.

— And why do the exhibits have headphones?

— Microphones are installed in the hall and in the booths, and the exhibits can clearly hear when visitors comment on the merits and shortcomings of the compositions, swear dirty while possessing the defenseless bodies. This "turns on" both sides: the taker and the giver.

Max and Lisa wandered around the hall some more, looked at the naked breasts, buttocks, vaginas, penises. Here and there they touched with their hands, even inserted their fingers a couple of times into the secluded places of the exhibits. They consulted with each other and approached the guide.

— We are ready to work as exhibits.

— Good. Then go to the personnel department. Go outside, walk around the building, and enter from the courtyard.

In the personnel department, Max and Lisa were asked to undress and lie on examination tables, on their backs. The HR person and a female doctor made several back-and-forth hand motions with Max's penis in turn and admired how well it stood. With Lisa, the doctor spread the labia with her fingers, she and the HR person carefully examined the "merchandise" and were satisfied. Then the "examinees" were placed on the examination tables on all fours with knees spread apart, and their anuses were examined. The "examiners" especially spent a long time fondling Lisa's breasts and buttocks, took a magnifying glass, examined the star of the girl's anus through it, and clicked their tongues admiringly. Finally, the examination ended.

— You can get dressed. Start work tomorrow, if that suits you.

This suited Max and Lisa. They filled out questionnaires and were enrolled in the museum staff — as exhibits. The next day, they arrived half an hour before the Young Naturalists Museum opened. A female manager helped them artistically pull their T-shirts up to armpit level and pull their pants with underwear down to their knees, put on headphones and masks. Max got a goat, and Lisa got a kitty. Max was placed in a kneeling position facing the hall, and Lisa — with her rear to the hall. By glancing to the left, Max could survey the pleasant curves of his girlfriend, which surely wouldn't go unnoticed today. The very first visitors immediately stopped near the young couple. Max couldn't hear their voices yet; pleasant relaxing music was playing in the headphones. But his girlfriend heard the following conversation in her headphones:

— Look, Vasily, new ones! What a tender-pink butt the girl has! I'd start right now.

— Yes, but according to the rules, you can only use her when she's hidden behind the wall.

— A pity! Then I'll go check her mouth for now.

— And I'll probe this guy's butt.

The visitors disappeared; Max didn't see them, but now he heard them.

— Well, Pyotr, the guy's butt is in order, I like it.

Max felt someone's fingers, lubricated with gel, working on his anus.

— You're taking too long with him, Vasya. Ram it in!

— No, gently, only gently.

Max felt the speaker's penis slowly begin to attack his rear, only the satisfied sniffling of the now-silent visitor was heard. At this time, Lisa saw before her the cheeky guy who had promised to check her mouth. He patted her on the cheek (as much as the kitty mask allowed), unzipped his pants, and pressed his pubis to her mouth. Then he made several hand motions along the shaft of his penis, and when it swelled, began to move the glans over Lisa's lips. The girl let the glans into her mouth and began to suck. The "rapist" didn't last long and came in her mouth.

— I'll take care of your butt after lunch, when it's here, in the booth.

The guy wiped his penis with a towel and went to the booth where his buddy was fucking Max.

— Vasya! Wow, you're a giant! You've been drilling him for a long time already.

— No, you just finish too quickly.

A couple of minutes later, Max felt his sexual partner convulse in orgasm and flood him inside with semen.

— Phew! After lunch, I'll take him in the mouth.

— And I'll take this girl — in the butt.

Max and Lisa, as newcomers, had a rough day. They loved sex, but not to such an extent!

An hour before the museum closed, a bunch of some thugs barged in.

— Wow! Fresh exhibits appeared. Okay, we're closing the museum for a sanitary hour, we're buying up everyone and everything!

The guide tried to object, but she was put in her place, meaning they stripped off everything she still had on and placed her on a mat, entering her three at a time. One lay on his back, they sat the guide on top, after which they inserted two more tools into her mouth and rear. The exhibits were extracted from the diaphragms, dragged to corners, and roughly fucked...

In the evening, having washed and thoroughly lubricated their overworked openings with creams, the couple drank tea.

— Lisa! Let's not work as exhibits in this hall anymore. I found more acceptable work. The pissing uncle quit, I arranged to work in his place.

— What about me? You think they should just keep fucking me in all holes, like today?

— No. The administration agreed that a "Pissing Aunt" would also interest viewers. So, you're in.

— Well then, we'll enjoy some beer!

— Yeah, we'll piss all over this Young Naturalists Museum properly!