Funny stories from our student life
Since April 1st is almost officially known as April Fools' Day, I somehow started reminiscing about funny incidents from our lives one evening.
Here's how it went:
— I had the pleasure of living alone for a long time, enjoying my parents' trip to Germany.
This pleasure was sometimes shared with me by my grandmother, who would make inspector-like raids on me from my grandfather...
So, one warm evening, I was walking home with my sweet girlfriend, slightly tipsy and with one idea for the two of us — we already knew how we would spend the rest of the night.
We went in, lay down, everything is going according to plan, after some time she and I start crying out (she is significantly louder)
and then...in the gloom of the nightlight, my grandmother enters the room and, due to her not very good eyesight, bends very low over the bed and asks: Seryozhenka!? Why are you shouting? Are you feeling unwell?!?
if only she knew how good I was feeling before that..
— And now a story with Sveta. — We recently renovated our bathroom and, when my parents weren't home, my boyfriend and I decided to try out the new setup. Honestly — our house is old and if someone goes to the bathroom, the neighbors downstairs hear almost every sound. So, I turned on the shower and the water in the sink to muffle our moans and my soul soared to heaven… So, I'm already close to orgasm, forgetting that the sink is new and possibly hasn't had time to dry properly after the renovation, with all my mass, about 55 kilograms, I lean on it. Plus another 85 kg of my guy, damn — what a healthy beast!… And at the very moment we finish simultaneously, under our loud moans, the sink falls with a deafening crash…
Right at the moment of bliss, I almost sat on it, don't ask how, I can't do it like that anymore anyway, so it collapsed. I tumbled after it, losing my footing and slipping on the wet enamel of the bathtub, while water gushes from the burst mixer. At first I was in pain, I bruised my knee, but then I was overcome with wild laughter when I looked at us.
Naked, ankle-deep in water that flooded the entire bathroom, with a detached sink and smeared with wet cement… But the real kicker isn't that, it's that the door suddenly opens and my downstairs neighbor is standing on the threshold of the bathroom, scared out of her wits. Can you picture it? I somehow covered myself with a towel and am laughing hysterically, and she starts lecturing me about how we flooded her and what we're even doing — freaks… Then she sees us in our birthday suits and, silently turning around, leaves…
She didn't tell my mom anything, but when she sees me, she blushes for some reason, and I'm overcome with wild laughter…
P.S.: you'll ask, how did she get into the bathroom? I didn't lock the front door — I forgot…
All my funny incidents in life are closely connected with my friend Svetochka. Here are three such incidents…
STORY 1. We were standing at the bus stop, fooling around, and Sveta's panty elastic snapped and they fell, she didn't feel it — the thin chiffon of her dress and the delicate thin silk of her panties — they just slid down. Finally, some woman came up and whispered in her ear…
Svetochka stepped over the thin fabric and, hooking the panties with the toe of her shoe, threw them up, saying: — Oh, these aren't my panties! What a card! They fell off her and suddenly they're not hers! And the beautiful lace panties, doing a pirouette in the air, deftly landed on the bald head of the man standing in front. He took them in his hands, admired them, and, sniffing them, with delight on his face, stuffed them into his pocket. I was about to rush at him to take them back — expensive pale blue panties, beautiful lace, just needed to change the elastic, but the wonderful clever Svetulya stopped me:
— Sasha, what — you want to take them back? Yeah… imagine the scene, you and this man are fighting and you're screaming — Give back my wife's panties! Do you realize?
STORY 2 We (three student couples) had a great time at our cafe, but we were a bit late and the nasty witch of a dorm monitor, of course, locked the doors with the bolt and wouldn't let us into the dorm. We had to resort to the old method. The guys climbed up the fire escape to our third floor and lowered an old corridor runner out the window. The carpet runner had several torn holes, the girls took turns standing with their feet in them and we briskly pulled them up.
We pulled two up quickly, but got a bit tired, and then Tanya Sirotchenko, plump, heavy, but very appetizing of course, was still standing down below. We barely managed to pull her up a bit past the second floor, when suddenly someone yells out the window: — Guys, you're wasting your effort — that's Tanya Sirotchenko, she won't give it to anyone and she'll even spit in your face! Drop her! The runner jerked and stopped, and Tanya yelled at the top of her lungs, realizing the horror of falling from that height: — I will! I will! Guys, I'll give it to everyone! Guys, just pull me up — I'll give it to everyone! The laughter was so loud that all the windows in our dorm were rattling!
And Tatyana really did give it to all of us and with gusto! We completely filled both her lower holes with sperm — it was a safe day, and she definitely swallowed about half a liter of cum! Under that pretext, all the guys from our group took turns jumping into our room, with the completely drunk Tatyana, getting crazy pleasure from fucking the untouchable Tanya…
Well, this third incident already happened without my participation for a known reason — Svetochka herself told me about it, our delight and beauty Svetochka.
STORY 3
The ice that winter was terrible! I'm walking from the store, barely moving my feet, a man is walking next to me carrying a tray of eggs. I walked a little ahead and suddenly hear: Thud-thump! I flinched and, frightened, cried out: — Sir, what about your eggs? Then I turn around and see: the man with the tray is just walking along calmly, but another one, behind me — a rather handsome one — fell. How embarrassed I was! I blushed, and the one who fell gets up and even jokes:
— The eggs are fine, but my back, or rather below the back, I bruised thoroughly. Thank you, dear girl, for your concern! By the way, do people often tell you that you are beautiful and charming!? I'm delighted by such a caring beauty! And then I slip and fly straight at this handsome guy. We fell, one might say, successfully — into a snowdrift. He hugged me tightly and says: — Girl, well since you're so worried about my eggs, let's go to my place, and we'll check their condition there!? And your well-being too…
That's how we met and celebrated the New Year together! And we've been celebrating every New Year for many years now — three months later we got married, Alexander Nikolaevich from that New Year was simply crazy about me and proposed.
True, that's not a funny story anymore — marriage is a serious matter after all! Although we met as a result of a very funny incident! But I don't regret it at all!