A pair of sticks
They probably jinxed me, caused damage and ruined all my karma at the same time... Otherwise, how else can I explain that for two months now my affairs have been going down the drain. At work there is a lot of rush, the bosses are throwing up and rushing about for any reason. The promised increase was not given, the salary was cut and, in addition, another MEGA PLAN was imposed with a fantastically short implementation period. My mood has not risen above the baseboard for a long time; a twitching eye, trembling hands and sedatives have practically become the norm, like morning coffee.
On my birthday, I was publicly raked by the general at the general meeting, then at lunch my colleagues congratulated me
on the holiday and handed me an envelope with the monetary equivalent of their wishes; Moreover, the expression on the faces of those present was as if they were giving me a severance package, and not a present...This time I decided to spend my birthday alone, even though my bosom girlfriends insisted on a therapeutic drinking session. I resolutely refused; Well, they’ll get them drunk again, force them to tell everything, bring them to tears...
Having finally dragged myself to my house, I entered the entrance and called the elevator. Behind me, the lock of the front door squeaked disgustingly and she joined me - suddenly! - a pair of sleek handsome men who seem to have stepped out of the pages of a glossy magazine: a fiery brunette with the look of an incubus and a beautiful, vicious blonde angel. “Gigolos,” flashed through my painfully throbbing head, “but we must give them their due—first-class.” You can accuse me of labeling, but for some reason I couldn’t believe that the stars of modeling agencies suddenly became my neighbors. “I wonder who? Although, it doesn’t matter...”
The elevator opened its doors with a grinding sound, we went inside, I pressed the button for my floor; to my surprise, the guys silently agreed with my choice. The elevator managed to cover several floors when suddenly the brunette reached out to the button panel and pressed “Stop.” The cabin jerked and froze, pushing me out of my stupor. Looking up, I saw that my fellow travelers were looking at me carefully and somehow strangely. The brunette smiled disarmingly, stepped towards me and, familiarly pulling me by the waist, purred languidly: “Happy birthday, baby!” And kissed! His tongue slid into my mouth, and my body was filled with heat. The elevator car swayed... Tossed out of the stranger's hands, I fell into the darkness...
- Lex, you idiot! — someone’s voice muttered nervously, but still restrainedly, somewhere overhead. - Why did you attack her with a tank, they warned her - the young lady is nervous! But no, you’re a stunning guy...
- Shut up, Yas! - someone else also snapped in a low voice, - go make some coffee... it will be very useful when he recovers.
- Well, you know!?.
- Yes, I know, go already!..
Then they began to diligently slap me on the cheeks, I tried to turn away and hummed in protest, gradually returning to consciousness. Opening my eyes, I saw him - that same crazy glamorous brunette from the elevator. And I woke up in my apartment. Apparently the anxiety on my face was reflected more than clearly; he hastily covered my mouth with his palm and took a chic iPhone out of his pocket:
— Before you scream at the whole house, please talk…” he quickly dialed the number and handed me the communicator. I took the iPhone and put it to my ear: as soon as the connection happened, I said:
- This is Mila. What's happening?
— Milkaaaa!!! — the speaker exploded with the screams of my friend Ritka. — Happy birthday to you, Sweetie, you are ours!!! Happiness to you, dear!!! We love, love, love you and have been drinking cognac for your health for two hours already!!!
- M... Rit, who is this? “I couldn’t express my thoughts coherently after all today’s shocks, but Ritka understood me perfectly.
- Cool, right? — Margorita cooed languidly into the phone; in the background I could clearly hear the drunken giggling of Svetka and Masha. - Don’t even ask where we dug them up - this is a separate action - but we are your good fairies, we don’t feel sorry for any princes for you!
— The prince is usually left alone,” I became embarrassed, glancing sideways at the uninvited guest, “why do I need two?”
— Honestly? - Ritka grunted. “We couldn’t decide which one was cuter.” Besides, these two did such a thing in tandem at Svetka’s corporate party, while we were watching the video, we almost choked on our saliva... Enjoy, baby, they’re yours until the morning! Kisses!!! — they shouted the last word in a drunken chorus and passed out.
I stared in shock at the “prince” perched next to me on the edge of the sofa. He delicately took the iPhone from my hands. A second blond man appeared in the doorway, holding a mug of coffee. He came up to me, handed me a mug and looked expressively at his friend.
- So, once again, in order, who are you? — I asked the main question that interested me to my sudden guests.
The brunette rose from the sofa and, standing next to his companion, cheerfully reported:
- I am Lex, and this is Yas. Profits according to the contract are at your sole disposal as birthday gifts! By the way, even lovingly tied with ribbons for you,” pulling the collar of Yasya’s branded jacket a little, Lex demonstrated a small decorative satin bow on his friend’s neck. On Lex's right wrist he wore exactly the same one, with a mini-card attached.
- Hm, what should I do with you? — I clarified carefully.
— Whatever your darling wants,” Lex purred slyly, sitting down to my left; Yas, smiling welcomingly, settled down on the right. “We are limited only by the criminal code and the flight range of your imagination...” Leaning towards me, Lex came closer, covered my fingers with his palm, and intimately lowered his voice and asked: “Have you decided which gift you will unpack first?” “Still stunned by their sudden invasion, I tried to move away from the pressing, burning handsome man, but ended up in Yasya’s arms. He immediately gently pulled me towards him, protecting me from Lex’s onslaught.
— Hey, hey, come on, stand siege, stallion! - then he cooed soothingly in my ear: - It’s been a long day, it’s time to relax a little...
Yasya’s hands lay on my shoulders and began to slowly, but obviously competently, stretch the muscles. I purred involuntarily, like a cat starved for affection. Lex grinned at my reaction, took off his jacket, sank to the floor and, placing my legs on his lap, began massaging my feet, worn out by office shoes. I felt so good that I forgave them all their sins wholesale and mentally prepared to plunge headlong into nirvana.
Two pairs of strong male hands slowly freed my tiredly aching body from the shell of the day's worries. Yasya's fingers, without stopping the relaxing massage, gradually went down to my waist and lower back. God, how well he does it!... However, Lex, whose hands slowly moved up my legs, was no less skillful.
I was so immersed in pleasure that I didn’t even notice how Yas unbuttoned my blouse. Then he unfastened the bra straps and easily removed it. Warm palms covered my breasts and began to knead them gently. After a whole day in the confinement of tight cups, my bust trembled enthusiastically under his touches.
Meanwhile, Lex had already reached my lap; his hands dived under her skirt and continued their ascent along her inner thighs. At the moment when Yasya’s fingers caught my nipples, already swollen from caresses, Lex intimately touched me through the fabric of my panties - it was as if there was a short circuit inside! I shuddered, feeling the fabric become damp. Yas squeezed my breasts harder, continuing to continuously knead and twist the excited nipples; pressing himself against me from behind, he drew a path up my neck with his tongue and literally dug his mouth into the sensitive pit behind my ear. I couldn’t help myself, gasping loudly and convulsively. Lex stroked me between my legs through my underwear for a while, contentedly watching as I literally melted under the caresses of his partner. Then he pulled off my panties and, grabbing my butt, pulled me to the edge of the sofa. I almost squealed when his tongue licked my smooth
— pussy” with a drawn-out lick. Lex chuckled and, inserting two fingers shallowly into the vagina, in addition to his tongue, began to tease the entrance with light thrusts from the inside. The body was filled with heat: these two turned it into a continuous erogenous zone. Like a moaning lascivious cat, I pressed my back against Yas, simultaneously exposing myself to Lex’s tongue and fingers.
The “ninth wave” was already growing inside me. A little more and... And then Lex pulled away!!! I almost howled in despair, feeling how the cherished milestone was moving away. He looked up at me and grinned slyly:
- We have the whole night ahead of us, there’s no need to rush. Pleasure needs to be stretched out. “His tempting smile made me feel uneasy.”
Yas pulled away behind him: he took off his jacket, pulled off his T-shirt, revealing his sleek, sculpted torso. A belt buckle clinked and a zipper clicked. Pulling off his trousers, the blond handsome man demonstrated his absolute readiness. Lex fished a condom out of his pocket and effectively tore the packaging with his teeth. Then, squeezing the tip with his lips, in one go he sheathed his partner’s gun over its entire length with his mouth! I just fell out...
Raising his head and seeing my round eyes, Lex chuckled:
- Don’t be surprised, I’m not that good yet!
Yas extended his hands to me:
- Come to us.
I positioned myself astride Yas, with my back to him; Fortunately, the width of the sofa allowed and my knees did not hang over the edge. I was so excited that his hard shaft easily penetrated me, pleasantly pushing the walls of my vagina. But as soon as I started to move, Yas stopped me:
- Don’t rush. Let him continue what he started.
Yas spread his knees further and Lex positioned himself between his legs. Hugging me from behind, Yas pulled me towards him, forcing me to lean back. This did not seem very comfortable to me - I felt a slight pain in the unusually tense muscles of my thighs. Lex spread my knees even further with his hands to the limit and, leaning over, touched the clitoris with his tongue - I twitched: it was as if he was running along an exposed nerve! The sensations from his hot breath and wet fluttering tongue intensified significantly. Moreover, now Yasya’s penis was so pressed against the vaginal arches that even the slightest movement brought him to the brink of ecstasy! Everything inside was pulsating every second, pumping up a feeling of pleasant languor inside. Impaled on the penis, I fidgeted and waved, carefully exposing myself to Lex’s quick tongue. He grabbed my ass and literally sucked me with his mouth, quickly hitting the clitoris with the tip of his tongue. Yas supported him by grabbing my neck from behind with his teeth and starting to pinch and twist my nipples. I howled, fluttering between the two guys like a moth on a pin. Every cell of my insides was literally torn, bursting with sweet, raw tension. At some point, I felt like everything inside had expanded incredibly and sharply contracted in the crushing grip of a powerful orgasm!
I screamed and thrashed in ecstasy, pressing Lex's head to me, he obediently continued to lick, despite my convulsions. Yas grabbed me tightly by the hips and began to rhythmically move in time with my jumps. His penis became harder and harder, the blows became more frequent. Under his thrusts, my insides again shuddered in sweet convulsions. His groan at the finish line was drowned in my next passionate cry...
Leaning back on the sofa, I gradually came to my senses. The girlfriends were sued... It’s okay, the evening was going well - I celebrated the birthday at home, you can’t say anything. The blouse is wide open, the skirt is hiked up, the panties are nowhere to be found. I have a couple of stunning gigolos in my apartment. Yas went into the bathroom, Lex disappeared into the kitchen. Judging by the sounds, the first one is now in the shower, and the second one is examining the contents of the refrigerator.
Lex returned to the room, grabbing a couple of glasses and cold mineral water from the kitchen. He opened the bottle, poured it into glasses, and handed one to me. Their service is awesome: they started with harassment in the elevator, scared me to the point of fainting, then gave me coffee, gave me a massage, fucked me, brought me some water...
Lex sat down next to me, unobtrusively putting his arm around my shoulders. Tactfully he took the empty glass from my hands, placing it on the coffee table. Then he pulled me towards him and cooed in my ear:
- You sorted out one present. What will you do with the second one? I’m already exhausted in the packaging, maybe you could at least take the ribbon off me?...” he raised his hand, and a tiny card swayed at my eye level. Pulling the tip of the bright satin ribbon, I untied the beautiful bow. While I was reading congratulatory messages from my friends, Lex reached his lips to my neck; warm breath and light kisses tickled the skin pleasantly. As soon as I turned to face him, Lex first playfully bit my lower lip, followed by a longer, penetrating kiss. I felt a light cocktail of smells - my own juices and his expensive perfume. My head was spinning again, my body was filled with languor.
— I think I heard that... call guys... don’t kiss their clients on the lips,” I muttered when he pulled away.
Lex smiled:
- In that case, you probably couldn’t help but hear about the existence of exceptions to the rules. If it’s easier this way, consider it a nice little bonus. “I wanted to continue the topic, but Lex stopped me, putting his finger to my lips: “I want to remind you: our time here is limited and expensive.” I don't want you to waste precious minutes analyzing useless hypotheses. We are here to please you to the fullest, so please turn off your analytical functions, relax and have fun. Leave the rest to us. Agreed? “I just gasped in confusion. Lex pulled me closer with a grin: “Finally, take this damn junk off me, birthday girl, I have something to please you with!”
I pulled off Lex’s black tight-fitting T-shirt, after which this stallion simply grabbed me and threw me onto the sofa, ending up right between my legs. He literally pushed me into the sofa; on the one hand, it was difficult for me to even breathe, but on the other hand, feeling the weight of a hot male body on me was simply amazing. Unable to restrain myself, I wrapped my legs around him, pressing him to me: under my leather trousers I could clearly feel the hardness of my erect penis. Lex grinned and began to sensually rub against me, imitating the act. He did it so sexually that soon it became simply unbearable to endure - I sincerely wanted him to stop this torture and finally fuck me properly! Sensing my desire, he pulled back slightly to unbutton his pants and free himself for the upcoming contraction. I didn’t have to wait long: the head of his ram was attached to my wet entrance, and Lex powerfully invaded, pushing the walls of the sweltering tunnel. I gasped in surprise under the pressure of his size, he grinned:
- I agree, my partner will be more graceful. Lex "S tallion" is at your service.
He moved slowly for some time, giving me the opportunity to get used to it. His penis was tossing and turning inside me, like an animal taking a fancy to a new den: it was either rubbing at the very entrance, or diving into the depths, rhythmically butting the head of the uterus. I've never felt so good in my life! The body trembled ecstatically and melted under his thrusts. Wrapping my legs tightly around him, I began to swing Lex towards him, forcing him to increase the pace with my heels. He accepted my challenge and began to gallop. Now the vagina was mercilessly ironed by a strong trunk, literally pounding my ass, drenched in juices, into the sofa. Without remembering myself, I filled the apartment with passionate cries.
At some point, Lex stopped and asked:
- Let me go and grab your ankles. “I was a little surprised, but I did as he said. The position did not seem the most comfortable. “Hold tight and don’t let go,” he said. Then he took it, lifted my ass, forcing me to stand on some kind of “bridge,” and entered again. I was completely shaken! Again this feeling of exposed nerves inside. “Spread your knees as soon as you can, it will be even more pleasant,” I heard his hoarse voice as if from afar. A few more of his thrusts and I was almost on the edge. My screams probably woke up all the neighbors, but it didn’t matter - the treasured peak was clearly visible ahead.
- More!... Faster!... Faster!... Here!... AH!!! — a tsunami of orgasm quickly hit, shaking my insides and making me choke on my own scream. Lex held me tightly as my body thrashed in sweet agony.
Then I came to my senses lying on Lex, who was still hard inside me. I was pleased to feel his presence, squeezing my muscles.
Yas silently returned to the room: naked, with hair damp from the shower. Оглядев картину маслом, ухмыльнулся партнеру:
— Вижу, ты таки дорвался до сольной партии, но программу до конца не откатал…
— А ты, плещись дольше, Ихтиандр, без тебя вообще всё вкусное съедят, — беззлобно парировал Лекс, продолжая неторопливо поглаживать меня кончиками пальцев вдоль позвоночника.
— Так уж и всё, — мурлыкнул Ясь, устраиваясь у нас в ногах. Немного погодя, он уже навис надо мной. Его руки и губы принялись неторопливо, но настойчиво ласкать мою поясницу и попу. Влажный язык очертил мысок крестца и нырнул в раскол между ягодиц. Руки Лекса спорхнули мне на зад и раздвинули упругие половинки. Ясь дразня прошелся языком вдоль растянутого членом входа моей вагины: досталось и мне, и Лексу. Потом стал целенаправленно вылизывать колечко ануса, периодически толкая внутрь кончик языка. Я расслабилась и старалась подставлять ему попку, одновременно елозя на вставленном в меня члене Лекса. Все происходящее безумно заводило. Потом в ход пошли пальцы — сначала один, затем два. Ясь постепенно растягивал меня. От мысли, что он гладит через мою мышечную перегородку член своего партнера, у меня едва крышу не сносило. Когда счет дошел до трех пальцев, стимуляция стала жестче, но дискомфорта не было. (Эротические рассказы) Наконец Ясь приставил головку члена к моей дырочке. Лекс сильнее раздвинул мне ягодицы и второй член медленно протиснулся в мою попку. Было непривычно и больно, я сжалась. Ясь замер, потом облизал пальцы и просунул руку мне под живот, дотянулся до клитора. Несмотря на боль в попке, клитор мгновенно откликнулся на его скользящие касания. Лекс поддавая снизу бедрами, начал пощипывать и покручивать мне соски. Возбуждение быстро погасило боль и через какое-то время они беспрепятственно долбили меня с двух сторон. Пара твердых членов яростно терлись друг о друга через мои стенки. Навстречу первому оргазму от клитора я буквально взлетела. Пока я бурно кончала, парни усилили натиск. Под ударами их внезапно окаменевших орудий мое нутро будто ахнуло и тотчас содрогнулось в сладостном десятибалльном одномоментном спазме вагины и ануса.
Что было потом, сказать сложно: кажется, я провалилась в сон.
Проснувшись, я обнаружила, что лежу на диване, заботливо укрытая пледом. Я прислушалась: в квартире больше никого не было. На попытки пошевелиться тело мгновенно отозвалось чувством тяжести в мышцах. Кое-как приподнявшись, я заметила на журнальном столике запотевший стакан зеленого чая с лимоном и две палочки печенья в глазури на блюдце. Одна в белом шоколаде, другая в темном. Между печеньем была вставлена глянцевая визитка с золотым тиснением. Сев, я дотянулась до чая и с удовольствием отхлебнула прохладный напиток. I took a business card. На лицевой стороне значилось: «Дамский Клуб «Пара Палочек». Приятный досуг без обязательств»; на обратной стороне, уже от руки, было написано: «С днем рождения и доброго утра!»
— Сервис, вашу ж мать, — ухмыльнулась я и отпила еще несколько глотков чая. Продолжая вертеть визитку между пальцами, я перешла к решению следующего вопроса: какую печеньку попробовать первой?