Unusual alarm clock

After looking through the program, I found an interesting show. Only it was supposed to be on late at night, and to watch it, I decided to sleep a little. I didn't have much faith in the electronic alarm clock, but I set it for two in the morning anyway. In addition to the electronic one, I also set a natural alarm clock. How does it work? I tie up either my penis or my balls, or both, and go to sleep.

At most, within an hour or an hour and a half, an ache starts in my lower abdomen and especially in my balls, and I wake up. This time, to make absolutely sure I'd wake up, I tied up both my penis and my scrotum with one cord and tightened it as hard as I could pull. Then I looked at

the clock and lay down. After the previous sleepless night, I fell asleep almost immediately.

My sleep, so to speak, was very deep and at the same time unsettling. I can't say how much time passed or how long it lasted. I see my girlfriend in the kitchen, practically naked, wearing only an apron, making breakfast for us. A meat grinder is attached to the table, and it's of a rather unusual design. The top part, where you put the product to be ground, is missing right down to the auger, which pushes it toward the blades and the plate. The girl puts in small pieces of meat and turns the handle. Then it all ends and she turns to me. I'm standing next to her, close by, and listening to her.

— There's not enough mince, we won't be able to make two patties each," she said to me, while reaching her hand toward my penis. Taking it in her hand, she begins to squeeze it and examine it. Then she lays it on the meat grinder and inserts the head between the blades of the auger and starts turning. The auger turns and slowly draws my penis closer and closer to the blades and the plate. She takes my balls and, following the penis, places them between the ribs of the auger and continues to turn the handle; every quarter turn she looks at me and at the plate and turns again. My penis is drawn in further and further, and along with it, my balls. One has already disappeared between the ribs of the auger and, like the penis, was approaching the plate and the blades.

Now we saw that the head of the penis had pressed against the holes of the plate between the blades, and my acquaintance began to turn further. After half a turn, the first crumbs of mince fell onto the plate, and she, glancing at me as if receiving my silent consent, continued to turn the handle. New crumbs began to fall onto the plate, and the auger drew my penis and balls ever closer to the plate and blades, pushing them with its ribs.

I felt myself being drawn into the meat grinder and, bracing my hands against the table, practically lying with my lower abdomen on the meat grinder itself, I began to push back with all my strength, and suddenly I was thrown aside. I stand and look at my girlfriend, who continues to turn the handle of the meat grinder. There is nothing left between the ribs of the auger, and my penis and balls, turned into mince, are falling out onto the plate, forming a neat cone-shaped pile.

My girlfriend looked at me and at my penis, or rather the place where it had just been, and said:

— Well, now we have enough to make two patties each," and smiling, she added, "At least some use from your dangly bits.

After this incident, I no longer tied up my genitals before going to sleep. I considered that this dream was a sign or a warning to me, and I decided not to take the risk, but when I remember it, my penis always gets excited and a pleasant languor spreads throughout my body.

Sergey K.

Chelyabinsk Region.