My first corporate party
My first husband and I often argued about this issue. The fact is that I am firmly convinced that these men, often called men, in many life issues live and act much easier than us women. I’m not even talking about menstruation and childbirth, this is a separate topic of conversation, as our former pre-trade union committee member Vasil Vasilich often put it. And Vasilyevich himself “blew” to take advanced training courses and now he will have a year of bliss in the capital, and I was chosen in his place, although I was not at all eager. But the trust of our plant workers must be justified!
But it is much more difficult for me to resolve all issues in our trade union committee,
than for him. Yes, I was his deputy, but the fact is that our cunning Vasily Vasilyevich, aka Vasilich, resolved all the issues that arose himself, single-handedly and quickly, without introducing me to all the intricacies, but now I have to deal with it myself.And when my husband asks why it was easier for him than for me now - how to answer him? Honestly or make it up? Here comes our eternal crybaby and complaining plumber Neverov - you see, his wife has not given him anything for two months. And he asks for my help - so I should give it to him myself, or something, so that he calms down and doesn’t whine in my office. But my husband, a policeman by the way, if he finds out, he will not approve of this, and any other husband is unlikely to like such “help”.
Or our boss’s secretary Lilka dropped by one day and also complains - her husband has disappeared, he hasn’t been home for two days, it looks like he’s drunk or gone on a spree. So what should I do now - go look for her wandering husband? It was much easier for Vasilich to resolve this issue, he poured Lilka a couple of glasses of “sedative”, then slowly bent the drunken Lilka over on his table like the letter “Zyu” and fucked her to the fullest, it’s good that after work, she was screaming like she was cut, but she suddenly calmed down and stopped crying. And when she went home, her husband was found - sleeping peacefully on a bench at her entrance.
Now Lilka is on maternity leave, and her husband is beating on his chest, he’s such an eagle and doesn’t drink, running in circles around Lilka, dreaming of becoming a dad. What should I do with her now? True, I realized and called his mother, and he lived there with his son, or rather Vasilich, and didn’t give a damn, so the issue was also quickly resolved.
Or our mechanic Petrenko came running in and said that his wife, by the way, our nurse Nina, won’t get pregnant, what should he do? And why hasn’t she given it to him for a week now? Good question! But even though I explained to this stupid Petrenko, blushing the truth, that his wife is now on her period, and that she, our sexy nurse, will not “get pregnant”, what do I have to do with it? Ask your husband to help the Petrenko couple? So then I will be left without sweets for a long time - Ninka is such a tempting little thing!
And then she was in the trade union committee and joked that I should give Neverov, but there are nuances here! I’ll give it to Neverov, he’ll calm down, and in a drunken shop he’ll start babbling to everyone - the men say that women are chatterboxes, but in the pub they loosen their tongues like that... And even such nuances, the men have some kind of logic - “If she didn’t give it, that means she’s the last and greedy bitch. And she did, that means she’s the last whore!” Interesting logic guys have! They also constantly mock our, female logic, and they themselves...
And another interesting nuance - as they say, both men and women come to Vasilich to cry in his vest, with containers of drinks of different contents, he can drink with them, but I can’t, a rumor will immediately spread that “our union is a drunkard.” Guys can do it, but I can’t! And sometimes I want to drink so wildly, just to relieve stress, because I have such a job, as the chairman of the trade union committee - either you quarrel with the director about bonuses, or the bitter drunkard Ruslan had to be kicked out by the decision of the trade union committee. What about personal matters? After all, what a shame, my husband comes to pick me up every day in his car with a flashing light when I haven’t bought anything, but since I stingy and have full bags, there’s no trace of him - he’s on the road! And drag heavy bags home yourself, no one will help, they are afraid that suddenly my husband will see and hit my kidneys with a baton. Well, I have a lot of stress in this place!
But I came up with an idea - a corporate party! And money was found for it. The thing is that in our union closet I accidentally found a bunch of volleyballs and soccer balls and boxes of badminton. We distributed all this stuff throughout the workshops, now when going on a picnic or just to nature or to the sea, everyone can play badminton or play volleyball, hit a ball, stretch their bones. And Natasha and I, who also felt this matter, created a commission, distributed supplies and received money from the bank, writing off our trade union funds for social and cultural events.
And since Saturday is our professional holiday, we decided to organize a wonderful “event” on Friday after work. But in order not to turn this thing into a banal drunken party, they suggested doing something like a New Year’s Eve, like a masquerade ball, a costumed corporate party with half masks on the eyes. It's decided and done! We are not men!
Well, we decided to gather in the small assembly hall of our department, it was convenient and cozy, and my office with “ammunition,” as my husband jokes about spare bottles, is very close. Twelve of us came, along with our nurse, sexy Nina. Well, our masquerade show has begun! It was a little funny when Vera Demidovna, our formidable deputy director, pulled on an anaconda costume, because we all call her a cobra, hissing at everyone, just like an underwater snake. But two inseparable friends, both Marinas by the way, and both from the accounting department, flew in on their high heels, both in Little Red Riding Hood costumes. And both of them are wearing such miniskirts that their hats will be bigger than these super-mini ones! And Nina decided not to be original at all and simply came in her mesestra costume, that is, in her white robe, only she sewed large red crosses on the right and left.
And what a robe she wore! Very short, shorter than the miniskirts of both Marinas, constantly flashing his tight red panties. And she also pulled on white stockings, such that the hem of her robe barely covered the cuffs of her stockings - the sexiest nurse in our city and region! But she has no one to seduce at our corporate party, only women gathered here, and all of the right orientation. And then both Marinas swam to me, just like twin sisters in these outfits and in a mysterious whisper they asked me to wear something sexy from the New Year’s outfits, otherwise two cool young men would soon come to us, they were both dating. Oh, these “meetings”! It’s like I don’t even know what kind of meetings these are - they gathered in a free living space, had sex and went back to their apartments.
Exactly, as soon as we had a good drink, raising our glasses to everything good, two guys from the security joined us, so pumped up, they say that they have just changed from a post to a checkpoint. Well, they were greeted with loud exclamations of delight and, naturally, they were immediately given a “penalty.” They’re both nice, strong guys, they’ve been out of the army for a couple of years, they’re both even a little similar, that’s what we call them “Twins.” Even their names are a little similar - one is Victor, and the other is Vitaly. We also brought music with us - a cool tape recorder and we set up a dance hall. As soon as they danced in an embrace with their friends, Nina flew up to them, put on such cunning wolf masks for them and stood between them, putting her hands on their shoulders and the three of them made something like a summer house, dancing dashingly. And the Red Riding Hoods with them are complete fireworks!
Apparently I came out looking super sexy, because when Vitaly saw me, he froze, as if in a stupor, his eyes were glazed, he stood like a statue of the Commander and his eyes did not take his eyes off my legs. And when I turned to the table and bent over to pick up the fallen glass, Victor stared at my ass in shock, Nina tripped and they fell together. Nina’s right leg soon became very swollen, but she didn’t seem to feel any particular pain, having taken so much “painkiller” today, so she continued to drink and even, limping badly, tried to dance.
And suddenly she sat down on the floor, began to moan loudly, and then both Geminis, at my request, took her to the director’s rest room, he can spend the night there at the end of the month for a couple of nights. There's a cool sofa bed, shower and toilet, radio, in general it's not bad. I asked the guys to look after Nina and went into the hall, telling everyone that they could continue to have fun, while Nina was put in the rest room.
And when half an hour later I slowly approached the door, I saw an interesting, even rather wonderful, intimate-erotic picture that greatly aroused me - Nina was lying on the sofa, her bright panties were lying on the floor, and Victor was “operating” with might and main between her widely spread legs. Both libertines moaned sweetly, seeming to be in a prostration of pleasure.
But Nina was all convulsed, moaning so sweetly, even trying to wave Victor - she was clearly cumming, and he still continued his movements, his bare bottom still moving up and down. And then Vitaly emerges from the bathroom with a satisfied face, it looks like he’s already “shot himself”, buttoning up his trousers. When he saw me, he was a little embarrassed, but quickly came to his senses and began kissing my hands and complimenting me. He kisses each of my fingers individually, so tenderly and that’s why I feel very sweet, and we love with our ears, and he bursts out like a Kursk nightingale, how cool I am, how incredibly sexy, I outshone everyone at this corporate party, you just can’t take your eyes off my legs.
— Okay,” I tell him, so that he doesn’t rape me right here, he’s clearly so inclined. Come with me, our young Casanova, to my office, let’s get some more drinks for our company, otherwise soon all the bottles on the tables will be empty, our beauties can’t stop. Help me carry them, I'm a little drunk, okay?
Oh, how he pranced, just like a stallion on the parade ground, how he clattered his hooves! Clearly he’s hoping for something, the young libertine! He and I went into my office, I leaned across the table to the box with “ammunition,” as my husband jokes, and began to rummage through it, choosing bottles. And a minute later I felt how pleasant and sweet I felt, I began to flow all over and became very sore. Then I realized what was going on - my carnival skirt, very short, rode up completely in this position, revealing my round ass, barely covered by my red panties. Well, Vitaly took advantage of this accordingly, quietly pulling off my panties and began to caress me with his tongue, and quite skillfully. I wanted to be indignant at such impudence, but it felt so good that I decided to hold off for now - why deprive myself of pleasure, especially after drinking, and even because my husband would not be here for five days, and nothing would be left of me yet!
And Vitaly works with his tongue with all his might, tries, walked between my delicious “buns”, as my husband calls them, caressed my tight hole, even stuck his tongue a little into my ass, I got goosebumps all over my body, and it felt so unexpectedly pleasant - oddly enough, but from caressing my anus I felt so magically exciting! It’s better not to swear, but to have fun, my policeman hasn’t done this to me and obviously won’t do this, but now it’s great, without even expecting it, I moaned so sweetly, I was surprised myself. But his hot, skillful tongue went lower and I, spreading my legs a little to make it more comfortable for him, simply began to moan involuntarily, but very sweetly. How good I feel now, how pleasant, it’s so hot in my stomach, I wish I could have a hard, strong penis in my suddenly wet vagina! It’s amazing, I’m flowing now and I really want it! If only my husband could see me now, he would be very surprised, especially at my pose! Ha ha!
And here he is! Yes, not my husband, but Vitaly’s hard, hot penis, he slowly enters me, crushing my lower lips, well, quickly! - I want to scream to him, I’m already burning all over! Well, finally this large hot “finger” began to move with all his might inside me, how magically wonderful it felt for me. I arched a little, it’s even more comfortable for me, and Vitaly’s dick went in deeper - how good it felt! By the way, my dears, today is a safe day and, turning my head a little, I quietly whisper to him: “Cum in me! Don’t be afraid, finish it!”
But it’s good that he fucked Nina before this, he was able to move inside me for so long, delivering a lot of pleasant moments and, most importantly, I finally got my first orgasm in the last two months! Of course, my husband is an eagle - sometimes he can fuck me two or three times in a night, and then cum full of my ass, but quickly, once or twice and into the queens, as he says, but I never finished. The vagina “rings” from three of his passes, my butt hurts a little, and I can only dream about an orgasm!
But now, at the peak of pleasure, a hot, strong jet of sperm hit me right in the uterus - like a delight of pleasure! Unexpectedly for myself, I howled and began to cum violently for the second time, all twitching and arching, how sweet and good I felt! But his fiery penis slowly comes out of me, I gasped, and a second later he is inside me again and moves with new passion, almost resting against the uterus.
Something is wrong now, has he become longer? And when I realized it, I understood and turned my head a little - it was simply amazing! It was Victor who had already attached himself to my ass, seemingly aroused by the sight of me in this position and our sweet groans with Vitaly. Yes, it happened wonderfully, I was completely delighted and after a very long “pumping” of Victor, I came again. And here’s the news - his thin long penis, hot as fire and very strong, impudently crawled into my tight hole, which he had lubricated before, sticking his finger into my ass.
Having slightly put myself in order, I walked into the assembly hall on wobbly legs, almost falling from the remnants of pleasure, and said that Nina most likely had a fracture and we would now call an ambulance. After general oohs and ahs, our very drunk company began to gather and scatter in different directions. Having handed Nina over to the half-asleep doctors, we went home. Vitaly volunteered to accompany me, since my husband had flown to the area on urgent and important police matters.
Not far from our house, he sat down on a bench, I sat in his arms, we kissed heartily, and then both Marinas with Victor at their head swam up. Having handed over Vitaly to this drunken company of debauchees, I went home, covered in the remnants of bliss with pleasure, and they sat on a bench, loudly remembering our party. Having opened the door with difficulty, I walked into the bedroom like a sleepwalker and immediately just fell on the bed without undressing, barely alive from fatigue, from drinking, and from the most pleasant thing. So many unexpected events in one corporate evening - we need to continue them! How nice it is for me now, I thought, flying into the nirvana of sleep, so many events and three orgasms at once, and even from two young men!
And in the morning, through the veil of sleep, I suddenly felt so pleasant, so good, but inside I also felt so hot! It’s strange, breaking through the haze of sleep and the still light fog of alcohol, I thought, but my husband seemed to promise to come only the day after tomorrow. But this hot thing was pulsating inside me again, then quickly leaving me and I finally understood. That's it! Yes, our son has already matured, and sperm toxicosis is not dormant at all! And in the morning, seeing his half-naked mommy, very appetizing, as he constantly claims, and even in such a sexy outfit, he was clearly very excited, could not resist and settled on the side of my ass, quickly cumming in me. Haa, and my red panties were left on the floor in my office! Of course, when he saw my legs in stockings, completely exposed by this hiked-up skirt and my completely bare ass, he couldn’t resist. Who can resist such a spectacle!
And here are the events that happened in a month! Nina, leaving the hospital where she had treated her leg, told everyone that she was finally pregnant, that her dream had finally come true! But she’s almost thirty, an almost critical age for a first pregnancy. Her husband was absolutely delighted and brought me a box of chocolates. For a corporate event, perhaps? Or for pregnancy, as he asked me? Victor and Vitaly made up their minds and proposed to both Marinas, but they still can’t decide who should marry whom. Even four of them came to me for advice. And when I voiced my advice, the guys did as in the joke - listen to the woman and do the opposite!
Vera Demidovna, after the corporate party, several times invited the Geminis in turn to her office, for a blowjob, oddly enough. Amazing! And now she's just younger. And as she told me after five drinks and in great secrecy, once a week she gives her grown-up, but still single, bumpkin son a blowjob, and rubs her face and chest with young sperm, better than any anti-aging creams! Maybe I should try it too? I mean blowjob, otherwise my handsome six-foot student doesn’t have a girlfriend and suffers from abstinence.
And there was some humor! We had to take our clothes to the dry cleaner, since the bench we were sitting on near my house had recently been painted. But these are all trifles, the main thing is that my first corporate party organized by me was a hundred percent success!!