— Once on Epiphany evening, the maidens would tell their fortune.
They'd take a shoe off their foot and throw it over the gate..."
And at that time, along the fence
Walked the local loser, Kolya.
This Kolya got it into his head
To peek through a hole in the fence...
He was a voyeur
And on top of that – a masturbator.
He got himself settled in just right,
When the shoe came down to land –
Smack on his pumpkin, it hit!
Kolya didn't have time to yelp.
He flew into the snow, fell flat on his face,
Lying there and cursing the girls:
— Motherfuckers! I'll teach you how to throw!
/>He grabbed the shoe – hurled it back.
Well, he lost his temper, that's clear enough...
Lifting the heavy boot –
The girls into the hut...
Our buddy trudged on his way,
Rubbing a big bump,
Cursing the girls, the fortune-telling, and Epiphany...
And no wonder! What a "treat"!
Don't yell at the girls!
You need to observe safety regulations!
If you're not a suitor, weren't thinking of proposing,
Then you've no business skulking along the fence!.... .
Friends, don't judge the verses too harshly,
After all, I'm not Pushkin – sorry...