And again about the female butt
In nature and in our sinful lives, there are several phenomena that can be observed endlessly—burning fire, the sea, running water and waterfalls, and, most importantly, how others work. But I firmly believe that one more natural phenomenon must definitely be added, the most captivating—women's butts! Sweet, firm, yet soft, tight, tender, and so on ad infinitum in describing them, each man in his own way! But let's examine this incredibly captivating natural phenomenon, and accordingly, created by the nightly efforts of parents, in more detail.
For example—a woman's intelligent behind, usually a school
teacher or a university professor. It is usually neither big nor small, but definitely, according to my humble observations in school and institute—round and neat. No sloppiness or overt sexuality! Such a woman walks down the street, for instance, and firmly and resolutely pretends that she has no butt, let alone a behind. It's just not there, and that's it!Oh, how many times have I walked behind my favorite teacher and seen, truly seen—her cool butt lives its own independent life, it sails through the crowd of glancing men like a tea clipper in a stormy sea, and all the men, and even women, part before it! More precisely, before the sight of her butt, her behind, which plays so under the fabric of a somewhat tight skirt, rolling its cheeks up and down like watermelons in a net. I could walk behind her all the way to Kiev without tiring, admiring and marveling!
I am firmly convinced that a beautiful behind is a natural phenomenon just like Niagara Falls or a protected forest in an experimental forestry. Exactly! People travel to see Victoria Falls. So, me and Vovka used to drive to the school in the evening, secretly to watch Inna Vasilievna or Anna Markovna walk home. We sneak behind her like spies, not taking our eyes off! It was especially cool to watch Inna Vasilievna—her pleated skirt would flutter so delightfully in gusts of wind, revealing to our admiring gazes her magnificent butt, tightly hugged by narrow panties, so breathtaking that our hearts would sink somewhere down.
That is precisely why I believe we need reserves for the best behinds and catalogs of beautiful butts! A law is needed—the behinds of our beauties must be protected as a national treasure of the country, and their export abroad must be prohibited by legislative acts. A beautiful, luxurious, firm, sweet butt is a phenomenon of ineffable divine wisdom. And they—often abroad, through marriage to foreigners, or simply to work in that stuffy West.
In its time, the Inquisition, led by the freak Torquemada, burned a stunning crowd of beauties at the stake, and now what? They hunt for our lovely women! I've been to Italy and France—they don't have such women's butts there. Just watch imported films—they don't! And in porn films, our beauties star! That's how it is!
Personally, I simply cannot imagine that such a wonder of nature as the butt of my neighbor Angelika Mikhailovna was created by the random combination of molecules. To create such a wonder of nature, an Act is needed! An Act of creation! Just look carefully—when and how a woman walks, especially after a successfully spent night, her butt traces the most complex curves, and of a very arousing nature. And if a lady doesn't get sex on time, if no one has been interested in her butt for a long time...
Her gait is that of a tired pacer! And when I had excellent anal sex with Natalie, I simply admired how she walked to work! How she walked! The ladies from the film "Some Like It Hot," they would nervously smoke on the sidelines if they saw Natalie's walk! How Natalie walked, they couldn't even dream of! And how she walked! She glided, and her butt created figures of intimacy! All the men stopped to watch her go! And anal sex with a cool woman's butt is an incredible combination of pleasure and enjoyment. Incredible!
Therefore, as my childhood friend and wildly spent youth companion Victor says—a woman who has such an amazing behind can be forgiven everything, up to and including infidelity. Except for moving abroad permanently! Taking such a butt abroad is taking away a national treasure! Equate it to treason against the Motherland!
By the way, my second firm conviction—a woman with such a stunningly beautiful butt, of such perfect shape, does not necessarily need to have a beautiful face. After all, when in a crowded bus we try to press against a cool, round female butt, we don't look at her face! We look at her butt! Moreover, a woman with a cool butt—she doesn't necessarily have to be smart.
She might not know how to cook and not do laundry on Saturdays. After all, the beautiful, sexually arousing butt of such a woman is the best decoration of any apartment, alongside paintings, expensive books, and Persian master carpets. With a woman who has a beautiful, arousing behind, you can even talk about poetry, culture, and Goya's paintings, especially after passionate anal sex, but a conversation with a woman with a shapeless behind simply won't work. Simply won't! And anal sex too!
So I firmly believe that a beautiful butt is a woman's true face! A man without money is not a man, a car without an engine is not a car, a woman without a beautiful, firm, expressive butt, let alone without a cool behind, is not a woman! And a woman's soul clearly nests in her butt, especially in a beautiful and expressive one! Although we say we want to know a woman's soul, we always try to know her cool butt! That's how it is! And in this I am firmly convinced!