Funny stories from Sveta's life
Here's how it happened:
I had the good fortune to live alone for a long time, enjoying my parents' trip to Germany.
This fortune was sometimes shared with me by my grandmother, who would make inspector-like raids on me from my grandfather...
So, one warm evening, I was walking home with my sweet girlfriend, slightly tipsy and with one idea between the two of us—we already knew how we would spend the rest of the night.
We went in, lay down, everything is going according to plan, after some time she and I start crying out (she significantly louder) and
then…in the gloom of the nightlight, my grandmother enters the room and, due to her not very good eyesight, bends very low over the bed and asks: Seryozhenka!? Why are you screaming? Are you feeling unwell?!?
if only she knew how good I had felt just before that..
Right at the moment of bliss, I almost sat on her, don't ask how, I couldn't do it again anyway, so she just collapsed. I tumbled after her, losing my footing and slipping on the wet enamel of the bathtub, while water gushed from the burst faucet. At first, I was in pain, I hurt my knee, but then I was overcome with wild laughter when I looked at us.
Naked, ankle-deep in water that had flooded the entire bathtub, with a sink that had come off the wall, and smeared with wet cement… But the real kicker wasn't that, it was that the door suddenly opened and standing on the bathroom threshold was my downstairs neighbor, scared out of her wits. Can you picture the scene? I somehow covered myself with a towel and am laughing my head off, and she starts going on at me about how we flooded her and what are we even doing—freaks… Then she sees us in our birthday suits and, turning around silently, leaves…
She didn't say anything to my mom, but when she sees me, she blushes for some reason, and I'm overcome with wild laughter!!
P.S.: you'll ask, how did she get into the bathroom? I didn't lock the front door—I forgot…
All my funny incidents in life are closely connected with my friend Svetochka. Here are three such cases
STORY 1. We were standing at the bus stop, fooling around, and Sveta's panties' elastic snapped and they fell down, she didn't feel it—the thin chiffon of her dress and the delicate thin silk of her panties—they just slid down. Finally, some woman approached and whispered in her ear…
Svetochka stepped over the thin fabric and, hooking the panties with the toe of her shoe, flung them upward, saying: — But those aren't my panties! What a cad! They fell/slipped off her and suddenly they're not her panties! And the beautiful lace panties, doing a pirouette in the air, deftly landed on the bald head of the man standing in front. He took them in his hands, admired them, and, after sniffing them, with delight on his face, stuffed them into his pocket. I made a move towards him to take them back—expensive pale blue panties, beautiful lace, just needed to replace the elastic, but clever Svetulya stopped me:
— Sasha, what—you want to take them back? Yeah… imagine the scene, you and this man are fighting and you're yelling—Give back my wife's panties! Are you out of your mind?
STORY 2 We (three couples of students) had a great time sitting in our cafe, but stayed out a bit late and the angry witch of a dorm monitor had of course bolted the doors and wouldn't let us into the dorm. We had to resort to an old method. The guys climbed up the fire escape to our third floor and lowered an old hallway runner out the window. The runner had several torn holes, the girls took turns putting their feet in them and we deftly pulled them up.
We pulled two up quickly, but got a bit tired, and then Tanya Sirotchenko, plump, heavy, but very appetizing of course, was still standing down below. We barely managed to pull her up a bit past the second floor when suddenly someone yells out the window: — Guys, you're wasting your effort—that's Tanka Sirotchenko, she won't give it up to anyone and will even spit in your face! Drop her! The runner jerked and stopped, and Tanya screamed at the top of her lungs, realizing the horror of falling from that height: — I will! I will! Guys, I'll give it to everyone! Guys, just pull me up—I'll give it to everyone! The laughter was so loud the windows rattled!
And Tatyana really did give it to all of us and with gusto! We completely filled both her lower holes with sperm—safe day, and she must have swallowed a good half-liter of cum! Under that pretext, all the guys from our group took turns slipping into our room, with a completely drunk Tatyana, getting mind-blowing pleasure from having Tanya-the-tease…
Well, and this third case happened without my participation for a known reason—Svetochka herself told me about it, our lovely and beautiful Svetochka.
STORY 3
The black ice that winter was terrible! I'm walking from the store, barely moving my feet, a man is walking next to me carrying a tray of eggs. I walked a little ahead and suddenly hear: Thud-thump! I started and, frightened, cried out: — Sir, what about your eggs? Then I turn around and see: the man with the tray is still walking-shuffling along calmly, and it was another one, behind me—a rather handsome one—who fell. How ashamed I felt! I blushed, and the one who fell gets up and even jokes:
— Well, the eggs are fine, but my back, or rather below the back, I bruised pretty badly. Thanks, dear girl, for your concern! By the way, do people often tell you you're beautiful and charming!? I'm delighted by such a caring beauty! And then I slip and fly right onto this handsome guy. We fell you could say luckily—into a snowdrift. He hugged me tightly and says: — Miss, well since you're so worried about my eggs, let's go to my place, we can check their condition there!? And your well-being too…
That's how we ended up celebrating New Year's together! And we've been celebrating every New Year for many years now—we got married three months later, Alexander Nikolaevich from that New Year's was simply crazy about me and proposed.
Though, that's not really a funny case anymore—marriage is a serious matter after all! Although we did meet as a result of a very funny incident! But I don't regret it at all!